May 2013
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
Contrary to Popular Belief...
thescienceofjohnlock:
averypotterseniorfeels:
bbc-booknerd12888:
I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
I do not watch anything just for hot...
universalgrandma:
fatalfap:
breathe if im your favorite blog
thank you
how to boys
boobbryar:
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via katara)
shotawars:
shotawars:
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY...
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my new favourite solotop champion: Renekton
he is such a beast omg
even when he’s countered on top lane, if he plays defensively and doesn’t feed and waits for jungler to help him, he is still useful in teamfights.
I was watching a tournament and solotop picked Renekton, the other team wanted to counter it and picked Garen against him. Garen harassed him very much but eventually...
mermaidsandmisandry:
dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
adrimnzr:
goldentot:
I like everything except for country and rap.
who’s your favourite gregorian chant artist
romangodfrey:
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
intimately close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with...
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another bombing happened in my country, a lot of people died, and nobody in the world cares, because we’re not America or Europe.
no “omg pray 4 u :(((“
aaalright
6-inch-penis:
Tumblr knows.
Lissandra: We have waited so long for this d-
Everyone: SHUT UP.
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LoL needs more male (or non-cute/sexy) support champions
i love playing support and i love champions such as lulu or janna… but LoL really needs more supports like Blitz or Thresh. people actually say “i dont like playing support role but i like thresh and/or blitz just to troll people”
even that’s enough for me
we need more support champions that everyone can enjoy...
